And also, you should know that thanks to a Magic Anon, she has a daughter named Morian.))
Oh. Welllll, see, that makes more sense! And you punned! Never thought I’d see the day. Even when I’m me, though, Rose and I are busy with our cat.
Good luck with that. Getting him to ignore centuries of breeding to love water, if anyone can do it, though, it would be you.
I did not. I pointed out a fact. A cat. Right, I forgot you had one of those creatures.
The genetics bred into him shall not be much of a problem, Theta. You know that.
Nope, it was a pun. Can’t convince me otherwise. Arkytior’s much more than just a creature. You’d like her, actually.
Come on, you can’t genetically modify your own dog, Ushas. What if you end up drowning one day? He couldn’t save you if you remove his swimming.
That is ridiculous, Theta. It was not a pun. I doubt that I would.
Why would I ever find myself in a situation where I would be drowning? I’m not reckless like you.
thefinestinthefleet started following you
Greetings. I am the Rani. Who might you be?
Oh. Welllll, see, that makes more sense! And you punned! Never thought I’d see the day. Even when I’m me, though, Rose and I are busy with our cat.
Good luck with that. Getting him to ignore centuries of breeding to love water, if anyone can do it, though, it would be you.
I did not. I pointed out a fact. A cat. Right, I forgot you had one of those creatures.
The genetics bred into him shall not be much of a problem, Theta. You know that.
decemaeternamdoctor replied to your post: [Sits there because. Chair.]
/…Did you have to put Phi on my head? And he’s staining me!/You’re a chair again, aren’t you? In which, yes, Phi does have to be on your head. [Slaps the backrest] You are an idiot, I hope you know that.
Am not! You’re the one who just smacked my bum. Why is Phi wet, anyways?
Why is your bum — nevermind. I just realized I don’t care. As for why he’s wet, it’s because, like you, he is also an idiot. You two are meant for each other, which is why he’s staying with you.
You smacked it and you don’t even care? Right, not sure I believe that. And Phi isn’t an idiot, he’s a smart little puppy! Doesn’t tell me why he’s wet though, does it?
Besides, I’ve got Arkytior, don’t have room for him on my TARDIS. Or hands.
You have no hands.
I smacked a chair, Theta. You have no anatomical parts right now. He jumped into a lake to chase after a fish he saw swim by.
No, I don’t. Not right now, at least. What’s your point?
Not just any chair, me! I can still feel enough to know what is what, Ushas. That’s what all dogs do! Especially his breed, they love water and swimming.
You said you have no room for him on your hands, which is obvious since you have no hands.
I will train him not to, then.
/…Did you have to put Phi on my head? And he’s staining me!/You’re a chair again, aren’t you? In which, yes, Phi does have to be on your head. [Slaps the backrest] You are an idiot, I hope you know that.
Am not! You’re the one who just smacked my bum. Why is Phi wet, anyways?
Why is your bum — nevermind. I just realized I don’t care. As for why he’s wet, it’s because, like you, he is also an idiot. You two are meant for each other, which is why he’s staying with you.
You smacked it and you don’t even care? Right, not sure I believe that. And Phi isn’t an idiot, he’s a smart little puppy! Doesn’t tell me why he’s wet though, does it?
Besides, I’ve got Arkytior, don’t have room for him on my TARDIS. Or hands.
You have no hands.
I smacked a chair, Theta. You have no anatomical parts right now. He jumped into a lake to chase after a fish he saw swim by.
/…Did you have to put Phi on my head? And he’s staining me!/You’re a chair again, aren’t you? In which, yes, Phi does have to be on your head. [Slaps the backrest] You are an idiot, I hope you know that.
Am not! You’re the one who just smacked my bum. Why is Phi wet, anyways?
Why is your bum — nevermind. I just realized I don’t care. As for why he’s wet, it’s because, like you, he is also an idiot. You two are meant for each other, which is why he’s staying with you.
decemaeternamdoctor replied to your post: [Sits there because. Chair.]
/…Did you have to put Phi on my head? And he’s staining me!/
You’re a chair again, aren’t you? In which, yes, Phi does have to be on your head. [Slaps the backrest] You are an idiot, I hope you know that.
You dumb dog! [Marches in, carrying a soaking wet Phi who she sets down on the chair] Now, stay, Phi. Stay.
You have a short temper for someone who has lived as long as you have. Put down your weapon, there is no need for it, Artemis.
[she lowers the bow, but it is still loaded, and looks at the Rani carefully] If you say so. Do not underestimate me.
[Waves a hand dismissively and sits down, a strained smile on her face] And do not underestimate me.
[Smiles back, a bit coldly, and sits down stiffly next to the other woman] I shall give you the respect you deserve, Rani.
Then, I shall return it.
